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Biographical materials should only be created after the subject person is dead. That’s how it was done in the past. But in the last twenty or so years, it seems like everyone has either a movie or book made about their life, while they are still alive.

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Image of Justin BieberBiographical materials should only be created after the subject person is dead. That’s how it was done in the past. But in the last twenty or so years, it seems like everyone has either a movie or book made about their life, while they are still alive.

Here are some of the worse biographical materials that should never have been made or should not be made while the person is alive:

Sarah Palin – what a huge waste of oxygen this woman is while living anyway! Why would we want to read about her avid shooting of wolves or see it on film? And would a book be full of vocabulary errors to really capture the feeling of stupidity invasive in Palin? That would be a hard read!

George Bush – Either one, you pick ’em! Both horrible presidents who caused war across the planet and cost thousands of lives. Both would be gory movies, akin to “Friday the Thirteenth Part 100″.

Justin Bieber – Come on! Just come on! A movie about Justin Bieber? You have to be kidding? No? There is one already? Is it filled with images of someone changing his diapers? There is obviously a time “too early” to go biographical!

Madonna – Again, she already had one? Though, kind of interesting, Madonna was just getting started when a film about her life had already come out. Once she passes on we can talk dirt about her in a dignified way!

Mark Zuckerberg – He started Facebook and already has a movie about his life? You have to be kidding? You think Facebook is going to last through the test of time? You need to read more!

Tiger Woods – Is it called “How to cheat in 7 easy steps?”

Barack Obama – No, no, no, no! How about we actually WAIT until you DO SOMETHING GOOD? Or how about we actually wait until you do SOMETHING at all?

OJ Simpson – This is just a train wreck coming at us head on and we are expected to read it? They should have at least made the pages big enough to use as toilet paper for convenience sake!

Thomas Kincaid – Will it be called, “Color By Numbers”? Seriously a feeble attempt to convince the world he is an actual artist.

Michael Vick – Animal cruelty at the highest level should not condone a person to go down in history. They should only go down in flames in an electric chair as far as I am concerned. Once an animal murderer, always an animal murderer. Or perhaps, Michaels biography could be combined with Sara Palin?

So basically, have a little dignity in memorializing someone in film or the written word. Let them die first for God’s Sake! And hope that before they do die that they actually accomplish something that benefits our planet!

 

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