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Neo-Pagan Modern Thoughts On Society

Everyone knows that a human can change a bad attitude to a good attitude when they receive special “services” from another human.

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Image of a yellow smiley faceEveryone knows that a human can change a bad attitude to a good attitude when they receive special “services” from another human. That usually¬†cranky professor at school comes in one day with a smile on his face, a skip to his step and a more productive attitude. That normally nasty neighbor next door stops complaining about your over grown lawn and starts weeding your yard while humming the theme to “The Sound of Music” under her breath. The rude waitress at your local favorite eating spot serves you with a smile on her face and actually gets your order right this time.

So what changed? Why did these miserable, unproductive, angry American citizens attitudes change overnight?

The likely answer: they were on the receiving end of Oral Sex! Don’t laugh, you know its true! Think about the times when you were having a bad day and then that evening your significant other gave you that “special” treat! The next day there appeared to be no problems in life, the sky was bluer than normal, everyone around you seemed to smile and boy oh boy, the air should did smell like Spring!

Americans work too long and work too hard. We have fewer holidays and go on fewer vacations than many other cultures. We strive to achieve the ultimate Capatalist success. We stress over our achievments or lack of achievments. And we put a huge amount of pressure on our backs.

And now our economy is showing the signs of that same stressful way of life. Our economy has high blood pressure, a few heart attacks, and a major stroke in the making. It needs help. It needs us to have a better attitude, spend more money, relax more and let our hair down. Oral Sex can help us do that!

So get with the picture! Do something good for your country and your fellow Americans! Give and receive more! In the end we may all benefit from paying it forward this way!

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