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Perhaps you have heard? Snooki, the celebrity mess of a trashy, skanky low life slut from the television show Jersey Shores has been sentenced as part of her Disorderly Conduct crime.

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Image of Snooki arrestedPerhaps you have heard? Snooki, the celebrity mess of a trashy, skanky low life slut from the television show Jersey Shore has been sentenced as part of her Disorderly Conduct arrest.

Snooki was given the task of shoveling poop as part of her community service penalty.

Sadly, the judge compared her to fallen celeb Lindsay Lohan. Ummmm, judge there is no comparison. I am sure Snooki was flattered and all, but really they are two totally different entities.

Lindsay is a star with a problem. A problem that can be fixed with therapy, AA, group discussion and personal investment. There is lots of hope for Lindsay. Plus Lindsay is actually quite talented and quite pretty.

Snooki on the other hand is a complete and utter mess of a “girl”. She appears to collect problems as a hobby. She is less than attractive, ok, she looks like a really bad hobbit hooker gone WAY bad! She has the personality of a syphilis carrying sailor with a need to breed. She has the intelligence of….well…actually she doesn’t even have a little of that component. She has a foul mouth that would make the entire armed forces blush. And she doesn’t know how to dress and has not discovered underwear.

Why do American‘s like watching her? Is it the same fascination we have while driving past a really bad accident? We just have to look, no matter how horrible we know the scene will be?

My only advice to Snooki is this: Don’t slip and fall while shoveling poop. It would be a long time before someone would be able to tell the difference between piles of sh*t and Snooki! I doubt even the clapper would help a rescue team find you.

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