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So you want to join the new Tea Party?

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So you want to join the new Tea Party? Take the survey below to see if you fit into their membership guidelines:

1. Are you angry from the time you wake up in the morning until the time you go to bed at night?

2. Do you blame everyone else for your problems? (Because there is no way any problems could be your own making!)

3. Do you drive a large gas guzzling 4×4, even though you don’t know what the numbers 4×4 actually stand for?

4. Do you wear tshirts that say “Drill Baby Drill”, or “PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals”?

5. Do you believe that Democrats can’t be Christian?

6. Do you believe that Republicans can’t be Christian?

7. Do you believe you are the only real Christian?

8. Does your idea of a sport include shooting wolves with high powered rifles from airplanes?

9. Do you believe that the sport above takes any skill whatsoever?

10. Do you believe that the US should just deport all immigrants and build an electric fence around the entire country?

11. Did your ancestors come to the US from another country as immigrants?

12. Should Sarah Palin be the next president of the US?

13. Can you see Russia from your window too?

14. Do you use the word ‘refudiate’ in sentences daily?

15. Do you think that Sarah Palin is the next Shakespeare?

If you answered ‘yes’ to all of these questions, then you have achieved your goal, total disregard of the future evolution of society as we know it. The end of the world is close at hand. Join the Tea Party. Spread hatred, ignorance, bigotry and anger. Congratulations!

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