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The FBI this week arrested up to 10 Americans accused of spying for the Russians? Isn’t the cold war over?

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The FBI this week arrested up to 10 Americans accused of spying for the Russians? Isn’t the cold war over? Cold war, what’t that?

The FBI has possibly broken up a large spy ring in the U.S. dubbed, The Illegals by the Russians, this spy network is composed of everyday looking American couples and a few individuals, living in normal American fashion in suburbia, computers and children included.

A few of the suburban espionage experts even had children in order to keep their front looking believable. Amazing. But perhaps one of the best reasons I have heard so far as an argument for having children at all.  Sadly now, the children will potentially be left without parents and their normal American life is being exposed as a sham act. Isn’t every normal American family a sham if you think about it? There is always some alternate reason that Americans are getting married, having children and buying the dog + cat + nice little foreclosed home. Usually its to pass for something that they are really not.

So are we surprised at this secret soccer mom ring? ummm, probably not. Sounds like a plausible source of income for a rapidly decomposing American economy. Hey, most of our large American corporations sell American secrets every single day and yet they are not accused of espionage. Whats up with that? Guess what? Many Americans have no job right now thanks to our wonderfully successful Capitalist government, why not sell your secrets over a bottle of vodka?

The only thing I am surprised at is ‘what information are they actually going to get going to PTA meetings, soccer games and neighborhood block parties?’ Are they going to learn that our last president seriously destroyed our country? No big secret there. Are they going to learn that our states can’t balance their own budgets, even when lead by a Terminator of a governor? No secret there. Are they going to learn that our country is not really free for everyone and that some people can’t even legally get married? No secret there. Are they going to learn that the brilliant plans of Nancy Reagan for Drug Free Zones is (and always will be) a giant joke? No secret there. Are they going to learn that Hollywood is running out of ideas for new movies and has to resort to mediocre talent to act their even less well written wastes of film? No secret there either. One thing is for certain, according to the press, the Russian espionage team learned that Microsoft products have huge issues and that Apple Macs seem to work way better for James Bond type talents and everything else as well.

So what is the big secret that the Russians have learned from The Illegals? Maybe its that Russia is not so bad off than the USA in the end.

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