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Neo-Pagan Modern Thoughts On Society

The higher the car (like in Monster Truck size) the smaller the family tool. It was a fail proof method, and believe me in my more promiscuous days, I did a lot of scientific experimentation. Just to prove the point I swear!

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It used to be that you could tell a “good” sized man by his car. It was the same thing by telling that a woman was that much closer to God by having really high hair. The higher the hair, the closer to God. Kind of the Tower of Babel syndrome. Where as men worked the opposite way: The higher the car (like in Monster Truck size) the smaller the family tool. It was a fail proof method, and believe me in my more promiscuous days, I did a lot of scientific experimentation. Just to prove the point I swear!

But nowadays there is a new compensation in town. It is obvious, up front and in your face. And not in the good way!  Compensating men no longer go to the car lot and buy the biggest truck they can find, add lift kits and buy the largest sized tires, until they feel the internal lift of their manliness. The common male has figured out that Big Car = Big Gas Bill.

The new compensation is to head down to the local SPCA, dog pound, ARF, etc… and buy the biggest, meanest looking, most snarling, spiked collared pitbull. Its a logical diversion. Its cheaper. Heck, you don’t even have to feed them, just take your man hound down to the local friendly dog park and let them munch on little Fido and his friends. Doesn’t that make the modern man? Doesn’t that compensate for your manly short comings?

It is time for society to gain a little civility and common sense. How about we stop breeding vicious dogs that are bred to kill, maim and injure? How about we start to recognize the stupidity of breeding dogs that are less than man’s best friend? There are so many really good breeds out there and there are so many needy dogs that need homes and have the best of various breeds bred into them, that it makes no sense at all to purchase a horribly deformed, very ugly, compensation mammal.

So a note to the needy female in the bunch. Next time you go down to the neighborhood dog park, puppy sitting your best friend mutt in hopes to meet a man (another scientific fact that more people hook up while in the company of a cute animal), don’t let your eyes fixate on the muscle bound, backwards hat wearing, hooligan of a male. Instead shift your gaze to the sporty looking dog playing catch with his standard looking daddy and realize that he probably has it wear it counts, in more ways than one!

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