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What is it about Gay marriage that is so scary? Will our entire society begin to crumble? Will there be rampant conversions of straight people to the gay way? Will lavendar replace the red, white or blue in our flag? Will the seal of California transform into a rainbow of flavors?

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This week in California, the Federal District Court heard final arguments in the eternal battle over whether or not Proposition Hate……oooops, I mean 8 (right?) is actually constitutional. A scary thought that any group of people can be deprived of the right to marry. And especially in this “progressive” state known as California.

What is it about Gay marriage that is so scary? Will our entire society begin to crumble? Will there be rampant conversions of straight people to the gay way? Will the Boy Scouts of America start wearing little leather outfits and sing YMCA around the campfire? Will lavender replace the red, white or blue in our flag? Will the seal of California transform into a rainbow of flavors? Will beauticians become the new High Tech field?

Wow, straight people should be afraid. Be VERY afraid!

The main, and often recited argument against Gay marriage is always, “well, the Bible says a man and a woman, not a man and a man.” What a lame argument. Let’s all run back and quote the Bible to contest our arguments. So let’s look at things that just don’t jive that way:

  1. Not all Californians are Christian. So if you are not Christian, sorry, your marriage is really a charade and you should not be allowed to marry either. Sorry Buddhist, Muslims, Jews, Agnostics, Atheists etc… No ring for you!
  2. Murder is all throughout the Bible. Fathers killing sons. Villagers stoning prostitutes. Egyptian children being killed by green poisonous fog. Hundreds of people being drowned to death, including babies and small children. Progressive hippies being nailed to large wooden crosses. So murder should be legalized then, right?
  3. Many men in the Bible have more than one wife. So its apparent that marrying more than one person is totally ok in God’s eyes. Right? An image of Charlie’s Angels in leather mini-skirts with whips comes to mind!
  4. Young girls (that means “underage” people!) are married off to old crotchety men in the Bible all the time. They just become part of the dirty old man’s harem. Isn’t that what the internet is for nowadays?

Its time for people to wake up and smell 2010. If you are going to point fingers, call people names, and quote living life by the rules of the Bible, then get your facts straight (no pun intended) and actually GO READ THE DAMN BOOK! And for anyone who voted FOR Prop 8, and I quote Cher from Moonstruck here, “SNAP OUT OF IT!” Besides you just live in the state, you don’t OWN it.

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