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As the oil leak catastrophe unfolds on our southern coastline, threatening the ocean’s already fragile eco-system, we are faced with our own oil leak onshore – Sarah Palin’s mouth.

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Image of little Damien, the Anti-Christ from The Omen.

Sarah is that you as a little wolf shooting girl?

According to the classic, awe inspiring movie with Gregory Peck titled, “The Omen”, the anti-Christ should be among us right now, planning and plotting the over throw of the Christian world. Not to mention the feeble remake. Of course, when I was growing up I always thought I was the anti-Christ and was waiting special instructions from the hot lands below. Darn! Not to be. And it would have been so much fun, well of course my vision of the anti-Christ would have been fun.

But in reality, who says the anti-Christ has to be male anyway? Or is that just another Bible induced pipe dream of masculine based control tactics?

As the oil leak catastrophe unfolds on our southern coastline, threatening the ocean’s already fragile eco-system, we are faced with our own oil leak onshore – Sarah Palin’s mouth.

Palin is not a very intelligent woman. As shown time and time again over the last few years. Her mouth spews forth black liquid with no thought to ramifications of her political future. No wonder her party is named after the famous dumping of tea in Boston’s harbor. They just erred on the type of liquid. She is a virtual giant oil leak, leaking hate filled garbage, idiotic phrases like “drill baby drill” and inept political delusions.

She seems to have all of the personality traits of both:

  1. She looks somewhat conservatively normal (aka porn star librarian)
  2. Everything that comes out of her mouth seems to be pollution.
  3. She talks with an annoying accent that only brilliant comedians can emulate.
  4. Her hair meets the Baptist standard “The higher the hair, the closer to God”.
  5. She has an agenda of the planet’s ultimate destruction.
  6. She loves to shoot wolves from airplanes, because that is a sport isn’t it?
  7. She thinks that Russian is right outside her window. Isn’t it?
  8. She seems to move around the country carried by tidal currents.
  9. She is no longer a loyal Republican nor a sinful Democrat, she is a Tea Party. That floated on water as I recall.
  10. She spouts moralistic teachings and yet her own children live in flaming sin.
  11. She parades around with a band of dummies that put their full silly faith in her future as a “president hopeful”.
  12. She seems to appear daily on the rag….or some rag….somewhere…anywhere….please.

Hmmmmm, now that I see all of the facts lined up, I think she must be an oil leak. A huge, never ending, spewing fissure on the earth’s surface. Besides, she is not smart enough to be the Anti-Christ. Maybe we can have BP clean her up while they are working diligently at cleaning up the gulf? Perhaps it would simply take a large i-Maxi-Pad? Or we can simply take the route of the Puritan crucible, toss her in the oil laden water and see if she floats.

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